I Heart Guts – Uterus Keyring

 

$12.95

Womb Service!

Show your uterine pride with this fabulous keyring, or give someone special the keys to your uterus. The engraved back of the keyring and cardboard display both say: “Uterus: Womb Service.”

Back of the packaging includes info about this reproductive mastermind so you can learn a little something and keep your keys together.

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Description

About the Uterus:

The uterus is the female reproductive organ, which means she helps make and hold new human beings. Cool! The ovaries release eggs, which may or may not be fertilized by an incoming sperm. If there’s no sperm, the egg and the uterine lining flush out in the big bloody mess known as the menstrual cycle. This is the time of the month when you are extra-nice to your ladyfriends. If the sperm and the egg meet and get along, well, then there’s gonna be a kid in nine months with plenty of womb to grow! Uterus in Japanese, shikyuu, also means “four balls” as well as “hit a batter by pitching a ball.” Go figure.

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Additional information

Product Size

Uterus measures approx. 7 x 5 cm

Materials

Zinc alloy with soft enamel

Production

Designed in California, made in China.

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